Looks all innocent, doesn’t it?
Your stylish office workstation, finished in beech.
With the go-getter image top performers like you deserve. Plus the company iPad.
And every bit as dangerous as a bullet to the head.
Because it looks all nice and neat now. But what happens at lunch time?
Too busy to stop, huh?
So did you brown-bag a sandwich, or pop down to the greasy spoon?
Not good, eating at the keyboard. Your mobile germ transporter. OK on the first day, but very quickly home to more than 7,500 bacteria – on a desk that could be harbouring 10 million more. 400 times the health hazard of an average toilet seat.
Which means, if you get even a minor skin break – a paper cut, or a stapler stab – you could wind up with a major infection.
Because your desk never really gets cleaned, does it?
The swamp-out team come in every night – to vacuum the floors and empty the waste baskets. If you’re lucky, all your desk gets is a wipe with a damp cloth. The same damp cloth as all the other desks. Really just a germ transfer from one to the next.
And that’s usually it.
Nothing behind your in-trays or any stacks of documents you might have – they don’t want to mix up important papers – or cause them to go missing.
So the dust bunnies are all still at the back there – along with biscuit crumbs from your morning coffee – and the odd chip from the fries that went with your burger. Oh, and bits of last week’s chicken coronation sandwich – and the bacon butty everybody had after the power-breakfast workshop session
All kinds of nasty goodies living in there – multiplying every day. Flu germs, norovirus, e.coli and you don’t want to know what else. Even MRSA, the one hospitals dread because antibiotics don’t work against it. There’s lots of bugs like that these days – causing doctors to tear their hair out.
And have you ever heard of sepsis? There’s no resistance against that either, like all kinds of different germs, all at the same time.
Because that paper cut could very easily fester if it gets infected.
And everywhere your hands rest on your desk there are likely to be more germs. Any one of which could trigger sepsis and then you’re really in trouble – a meltdown of your body’s immune system that claims 37,000 lives a year in Europe – more than those killed in road accidents.
Yes, you can die from it.
Which is why, if you want to survive an office job, you’d better carry some protection.
At the very least, a set of sanitising wipes to do your hands and all the work surfaces.
Not the general cleaning kind, they’re not good enough. Make sure it says “antibacterial” on the label, you don’t want to take chances.
Even better is to persuade the boss to get a Hypersteriliser.
Safe and sterile
Every night when you go home, it mists up the whole office space with a deep-penetrating hydrogen peroxide plasma – a kind of electrically-charged super-gas. Stuff that actively grabs viruses and bacteria out of the air, and oxidises them to oblivion.
By morning, when you come in, the whole place is sterile. No germs, nothing – you and your colleagues are completely safe.
So is your desk. After the wipe-down, the hydrogen peroxide takes out every microorganism that might be hiding there. From 10 million germs to 0 – even if you don’t properly clean your keyboard or phone.
Still not a good idea to keep eating lunch there though. You need to get out more, get some fresh air, take a break, let your mind reset while you get some exercise, feel some of the wonderful world out there.
You’re a top performer, right? And you need to keep that mind sharp and stimulated.
Not dangerous at all, more like fun.
Originally posted 2015-09-10 12:57:49.