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How your cleaning service can boost your bottom line

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When there’s no germs around, there’s no holding back – everything is get-up-and-go, right down to your bottom line

Who can’t do with a bottom line boost?

Especially at minimal cost.

F’rinstance, what are you spending on cleaning right now? A few hundred? A couple of thousand?

It’s still low on the overheads list, right? Somewhere between the stationery budget (does anyone still use paper these days?) and tea and biscuits for the kitchen.

A necessary expense though. Who wants to live with grimy desks or overflowing waste bins? Not exactly inspiring, is it?

More than the necessary

So every night, your regular hit team comes in and blitzes the place. Quick whizz round with the vacuum cleaner, wipe down all the surfaces, empty the bins, and gone. Commercial charring.

And we’re suggesting these folks can boost your bottom line?

Too right.

Because even if you doubled their fee, you probably wouldn’t feel it.

But then instead of a lick and a promise, they could do you a REAL service. Tidy the place up and…

Get rid of germs.

Hang on a minute, get rid of germs?

What for?

It’s not as if the place is infested or anything. Nobody’s dead or dying. Nobody’s sick either. Everyone’s at their desks, getting on with it.

Quality of interest, quality of work

OK, so how’s their motivation?

Responding well to working in clean, pleasant surroundings, are they?

Amazing what feel-good does for morale and productivity. Which is why so much is spent on ambiance and décor. Nice colour scheme, good lighting, comfortable furniture. All good, right?

All contribute to the bottom line.

So does getting rid of germs.

Of course, by reducing sickness absences. By reducing sickness at work as well.

We’ve all been there. Feeling a bit ropey, not really ourselves – but not sick enough to justify calling it in and taking time off.

Presenteeism, it’s called. The not so pleasant reality of being unwell at work. Definitely off colour, but coming in to work anyway. Feeling like death but getting on with it anyway – as far as anyone can through clenched teeth.

57.5 days a year we’re like that, most of us. Never a day off, but plenty of days less than good. Almost three working months of underpowered pushing and not really getting anywhere.

Motivation shot, productivity down the tubes. All anyone wants to do is crawl home, gulp the tablets and shut the world out.

The difference between clean and safe

So yes, get rid of germs.

It’s them that causing us to feel miserable – the source of our sniffles, aches and tummy twinges.

Maybe we picked them up at work, maybe we didn’t.

Though with so many of us working on top of each other, we’re certainly passing them around. Infectious, catching. No feel-good when we feel bad. No feel anything except lousy – a sure kill-all for productivity.

Rubbish for the bottom line too. Because feeling lousy cannot produce good work. With low quality work and commitment through the floorboards, it actually costs the business plenty.

Ooh! Who cares, as long as five o’clock rolls round as quickly as possible?

Problem? Solution!

Aha! But wave the magic wand and the problem goes away.

Stop feeling unwell and people get their mojo back. They WANT to do stuff, feel like going places and getting somewhere. Even breaking records and grabbing the lead.

All possible when there’s no germs around to slow anybody down.

So get your cleaning company to make sure there aren’t any. They’re already getting rid of the dirt, let them get rid of the germs as well. Pay them the extra, and breathe more life into that bottom line.

No, no, not rubbing and scrubbing and bleach. Too labour-intensive, takes hours, costs a bomb, and leaves the place stinking of bleach.

Better to use hydrogen peroxide with one of those Hypersteriliser thingies. Oxidise germs to nothing in forty minutes flat, just by pressing a button. No viruses, no bacteria, no fungi, no mould. No bugs to catch, or smells either, the whole place is sterile.

Productivity plus

OK, so what does that do to staff morale?

The place where they work is cleaned every night – AND all germs removed.

Which shows exactly how much does the management care or what. Way more effectively than feng shui surroundings, gym membership, fruit at reception, or Elton John playing in the corridors.

All of which cost more than cleaning or tea and biscuits – that bottom line again.

But look at the plusses. No more absenteeism costs, presenteeism costs, or lapses of concentration costs. No more productivity losses either.

Your crew are up for anything, gung-ho and feeling good, ready to conquer the world.  Up to speed enough to turn your bottom line on its head.

Not bad for a lowly cleaning service, hey?

Go on, pay them the extra. You’ll get it back with interest and then some.

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Originally posted 2017-03-15 14:39:08.

Stop germs at work and save thousands. Ignore them and risk millions – even going to jail

Man in jail
Germs don’t just make you sick, you could wind up in jail too

Protecting staff health is a real money-maker. Neglecting it can mean two years in jail.

So what’s it going to be?

Like, stop people coming to work with colds and flu because there’s no germs to catch – and you could boost productivity by as much as third. Three months extra work, all for the same pay.

But gloss over checks on your water system for the bacteria that causes legionnaire’s disease – a notifiable disease, which means super-dangerous, you’re in trouble if they finds signs of this in your prem – and you are going down, baby.

Not good for your health

A criminal health and safety record, no more company directorship, unlimited fines, two years porridge. More if a staff member dies, and manslaughter charges stick.

Didn’t know germs were that important to business, huh?

Better wise up.

Get familiar with the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974. Plus the Management of Health and Safety at Work Regulations controlling health and safety at work.

Not forgetting the Control of Substances Hazardous to Health Regulations 2002 – germs can be just as deadly as asbestos, toxic fumes or any other hazardous chemicals.

Not that your staff are exposed to any of them.

But they might be.

Since germs are too small to see, you  can’t say what they’re exposed to with any certainty.

Fixing the downside

You can see the effects though.

Workaholics determined not to lose a day’s pay, they drag themselves in with churning tummies and pounding heads. Sick as dogs but intent on being heroes. Not really capable, but going through the motions, And passing their germs on to everyone else in the process.

Except you’re savvy enough to add office hygiene to the daily cleaning routine. So together with regular vacuuming and wipe-down, you have the place sterilised overnight as well. All viruses and bacteria sent to oblivion, so your staff start safe in the morning.

Full of beans, ready to go at full power – with all capabilities in play that you hired them for. Plus the motivation of feel-good. No germs, no problems, an unstoppable drive to success.

Yeah, well. Duty of care and all that. You know how to make it pay off.

The price of not caring

Compare that with shrugging it off – never needed anything before, so why start now?

Ask G4S Cash Solutions.

When one of their workers went down with legionnaire’s disease, the local council launched an investigation. No legionella assessment on their site for three years, 200 people at risk, they threw the book at them.

£1.8m fine for water systems safety breaches. Very nearly a jail sentence.

Which means mess with the wrong germ and it can cost your business plenty.

Because G4S aren’t the only ones.

£300,000 each for cider-maker HP Bulmer and water contractor Nalco in 2008 after two deaths in Hereford.

Manslaughter charges for JTF Discount Warehouse for three deaths in Stoke-on-Trent in 2012.

And countless other fines up and down the country.

Avoidable – and profitable

Not worth taking chances, hey?

Reckon there’s always germs there. Take action to eliminate them  – and laugh all the way to the bank.

Easy-peasy. Not rocket science. And a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card

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Originally posted 2017-03-08 15:43:31.

Staff at risk: the invisible killer that could put you out of business

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Blind to the risks – just because we can’t SEE germs doesn’t mean they’re not there

Invisible because it’s too small to see.

But at a tiny 2 microns long, it could be the biggest challenge your business ever faced.

Right, we’re talking bacteria. A single cell of legionella pneumophila in this case.

Not something we think about every day, but a daily threat that lurks in water systems – at home, at work, anywhere.

Wherever it might be possible to breathe in water droplets.

Why is it dangerous?

Because it leads to flu or pneumonia-like illness – legionnaire’s disease (legionella) – a serious lung infection that can make you very ill, or even kill you.

And it spreads very rapidly through big buildings like hotels, hospitals, museums and office blocks – particularly through air conditioning.

The threat we never know is there

Hear the alarm bells ringing?

You should.

Because by law, you are responsible for the health and safety of your staff. It’s your duty to protect them from the risks of legionella. Yes, the stuff is invisible – but that doesn’t mean it’s not there, waiting.

Even if you haven’t heard of it, you are accountable. And not knowing about the law is no excuse. You could be sued if somebody catches it – even tried for manslaughter if somebody dies.

Which should start you thinking about what you should do. Not just to be fully compliant. But to protect your staff as far as possible – they are after all, your biggest assets.

Because legionella is not the only invisible germ threat.

Billions and billions more

Living and working in enclosed spaces as we do, there are all kinds of other bacteria and viruses we’re exposed to daily as well. Just as invisible, just as dangerous. And your duty of care means you should be taking precautions against them as well.

Most of them, our immune systems can shrug off. And if we do catch a bug, it’s usually of the inconvenient or nuisance variety – colds, flu or a tummy upset.

Not serious, unless you look at the money they cost. All staff get expensive when they can’t function at 100%. Slaving at your desk, nobody is more committed. But how good are your maths reflexes when your head is pounding and you’re all bunged up?

Of greater concern are other heavyweight bugs we COULD get. Especially living in the jet age, when colleagues on business or holiday can bring back all kinds of illnesses at incubation stage – with no immediate sign that anything is wrong.

Breathed in or communicated on contact, they’re quick to spread though. Via high touch objects like light switches, door handles, keypads and touchscreens. Or simply on documents handed around.

Safety in our own hands

Handed – how most germs actually spread. And they’re invisible, remember?

We’re not very good at preventing them either. Because most of the time our hands don’t LOOK dirty, so we reckon we’re safe.

Meanwhile, the reality is that:

Which leaves us wide open to all kinds of dread diseases. MERS or bird flu from Asia. Yellow fever, cholera, malaria or Ebola from Africa. Zika from South America.

And all the other nasties from everywhere – hepatitis A and B, HIV/AIDS, measles, meningitis, TB or typhoid. Plus the more familiar miseries our sloppy hygiene can bring – norovirus, rotavirus, shigella and strep throat.

Ramp up the hygiene

OK, it’s YOUR duty of care to ensure your staff are safe. Not exactly easy when you have to protect them  from themselves.

You can’t FORCE them to wash their hands. But you can give them reminders – antiseptic gel on every desk, antibacterial wipes too. Positive but unobtrusive against invisible threats.

You can also shorten the odds. Eliminate ALL germs in the workplace after they go home in the evening.

For instance, get your cleaning company to give a good going over with hydrogen peroxide mist and you KNOW your staff are safe. 99.9999% of germs destroyed, you can breathe easy.

Sure, they’ll bring in loads more germs when they return in the morning. We all carry clouds of invisible germs with us, so that is inevitable.

How to stay in business

But with the workplace totally sterile first thing when they get started, there’s less chance for anybody to catch anything.

Worth doing to stay in business. And avoid a record of criminal negligence.

Which is what will happen if legionella pneumophila or any of these other invisible germs DOES strike.

You want to stay clean out of it.

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Originally posted 2017-03-03 14:18:08.

So, taken to the cleaners – by yourself, or by your cleaning service?

Stealing the pound
Are you robbing yourself blind, paying your cleaning service peanuts?

Not by your cleaning service, that’s for sure. What are your cleaners on, £7.50 an hour? Not exactly a fortune is it?

So if anybody’s taking you to the cleaners, it must be you, yourself.

Tight-fisted on your cleaning account – and robbing yourself blind doing it.

How does that work?

Well, your cleaning service probably wants to do more already. Not much of a future, wiping down desks, hoovering around and taking out the rubbish, is there?

So any outfit worth it’s salt would like to do more.

Better change thinking

Not easy with you being so stingy. It’s only cleaning, why pay more?

Only cleaning, right. Nobody wants to work in a pigsty, we can see that part.

A lick and promise, make it look tidy – that’s all it’s worth.

As if.

What about taking out germs as well as the trash? Most shared workplaces are full of them, ever thought how much they cost you?

OK, it’s a bit more than the six days off sick that most staff take every year. From germs probably picked up at the office. Everybody working together in the same space, catching a bug is inevitable.

So that’s already £522 a head for every absentee – we hope your cleaning service is worth more than that.

It’s only half the story though.

Unwell at work costs

How about the times staff struggle into work unwell, feeling like the end of the world but determined to be at their desks? Company heroes, yes – but hardly there at all. Head pounding, running a temperature, about as much real use to you as soggy newspaper.

Been there yourself, right? We all have.

But did you realise we’re like that almost 60 days a year? That’s three working months – nursing a cough or flu, but unwavering. Toughing out tummy cramps. Probably doing more harm than good.

Any idea how much that costs? Well take a look here and prepare to be shocked. As much as quarter of your salary bill down the tubes, and more.

And all from germs picked up at the office.

Which you know is true. First, from all the sniffs you can hear within ten feet of your door. And second, because the media are always banging on about it. Scary headlines to grab the eye when there’s no assassination to talk about.

Lots and lots of money, yes?

Except don’t go blaming your cleaning service. At £7.50 an hour, it’s hardly anything to do with them.

But it could be, if you’d let them.

All the way to the bank

Get them to add health protection to the swamp out service they’re already providing. Even if it costs triple, you’ll still be saving a mint.

Better still, pay them a decent fee – enough to eliminate germs entirely – and your staff unwell-at-work costs could drop to nothing.

Which would bring you what? Better productivity, higher staff morale, stronger commitment, mushrooming feel-good – you could use some of that.

Worth a bit more than £7.50 an hour, don’t you think?

And lot better than the ride to the cleaners you’ve currently lucked on yourself, thinking you’ve chopped costs to the bone.

Go on, give them a call. Then see what your balance sheet looks like at the end of the year.

Feels good to clean up, doesn’t it?

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Originally posted 2017-02-02 16:38:15.

Yours now: the sky-high profits of germ dodging

Rick exec
With everyone closer to full strength 100% of the time, you’re laughing all the way to the bank

Yes, profits.

Big money gains.

Though strictly it’s clawing back money you’ve already spent.

More accurately, winning back proper value for it – instead of the zero you get now.

Money lost to germs – which affects every business. Every organisation come to that. Everywhere that people work together – exposed to communal ailments and frequently insecure environments.

It’s the germs that make them insecure. Microscopically small and out of sight, so you never think they’re there.

Take a look at the number of staff with coughs and sniffles though. Or the ones holding their tummies when they think you’re not looking.

The scourge of presenteeism

Get the picture?

They’re your walking wounded. The ones who feel like death from some bug or infection. But drag themselves into work anyway. Stressed about work load, or letting down their colleagues, or even if their job is safe if they don’t pitch up.

Yes, they should be home on sick leave. But they’re tougher than that.

So they’re at their desks, going through the motions. Risking their colleagues to the same bugs they have. Working at half power or worse. Making mistakes. Missing out on detail. Ratty with suppliers. Grumpy with customers. More liability than asset.

We’ve all been there. Not absent from work, but present and struggling. Well-intentioned but causing grief for ourselves and everyone we work with. It’s the scourge of presenteeism.

57.5 days a year we’re like that, according to research. Ten times the number of sick days we actually do take off. Nearly three working months.

All at full salary – but nothing like full value.

Never thought of it like that? That you’re paying for all those days but not getting them?

Getting your own back

Suppose you could get them back? Claw back their value?

Because right now, you’re only getting nine months’ worth for every twelve you pay salaries for.

Reclaim that lot – or at least a large chunk of it – and you could increase productivity by a third. One third up on where you are now. And absolutely free, because you’ve already paid for it.

Worth a bob or two, no?

One third of your all-up salary allocation. Up there in the thousands, if not hundreds of thousands. As you can see for yourself on our cost of workplace illness calculator.

OK, so how does it work? Is it actually possible to reduce workplace germs  so you see an improvement in profits?

Winning the germ war

A small wheelie-bin sized Hypersteriliser machine will do it. Eradicate ALL germs in your workplace after everyone’s gone home. Present completely sterile surroundings for them to step into in the morning.

It works by misting the place up with the mildest solution of ionised hydrogen peroxide. The same stuff our own bodies produce to prevent infection through open wounds and cuts.

The ionising spreads it everywhere – across all surfaces, into all cracks and crevices. And because it’s airborne – throughout the whole room space, which normally never gets touched. 80% of the germ-load, right there.

Viruses and bacteria don’t stand a chance. The electrostatically charged hydrogen peroxide grabs at them like a magnet, oxidising them to oblivion. Oxygen atoms rip their cell structure apart. No way any of them are coming back.

No germs, no chance for staff to get sick. At least not from the workplace – which as the media continually remind us, can be full of more germs than a toilet.

Safe inside

It won’t protect against germs from outside either of course. The ones lurking on the escalator handrail, or exploding over everyone in a sneeze on the Central Line. Outside there’s germs everywhere – on lift buttons, touchscreens, keys, light switches, money.

But at least inside, your people are safe. Where the germ threshold is zero, except for what they bring in on their skin and clothing. Or what they try to hide behind their handkerchiefs.

Unfortunately though, you can’t help everyone. Like the ones with injuries, or muscular problems, or lingering non-infecting conditions like IBS. Though germ dodging will surely help their already challenged immune systems.

The profit margin

So is it worth doing?

If you haven’t already tried the calculator, get it from the experts. According to top business consultants PWC, the cost of absenteeism in the UK is around £29 billion annually.

With presenteeism running at ten times that, that’s a bill to British businesses of £290 billion. So even if you only recover half that, you’re ahead by several thousand.

Maybe enough to consider bonuses, or maybe bankrolling those projects you’ve never had cash for, until now.

Plus there’s the feel-good factor – the elusive motivator that all those workplace wellness programmes try so hard to offer. Productivity plus-plus.

Sure, it’s nice to have gym membership, company flu jabs, feng shui inspired lighting and fresh apples in reception. But nothing works better than knowing the body is good and healthy, full of positive vibes, committed and eager.  Feeling like a super-performer and wanting to go for it.

You see what we mean by profits?

Everybody gains, everybody wins, everybody feels good – what germ dodging does.

Which means the sky’s the limit.

*Credit where it’s due. This is not the first time we’ve made mention of it, so we do need to express our big thanks. As always, we’re grateful to business experts PWC, whose insightful absenteeism figures are the whole reason our modest little venture can exist.

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Originally posted 2017-01-26 14:58:44.

Medics are worried antibiotics don’t work – but if we stop using them, we’ll all starve

Glam surgeon
Antibiotics aren’t working, people are going to die. They make people fat too, which also makes them die. The same with the animals – and if they die, we’ll all starve. But at least we’ll all be thin.

Yes, starve. At least 5 billion of us, two-thirds of the world’s population.

That’s the price tag, if we stop using antibiotics.

Not just in health, but in food production.

Where 240,000 tonnes of antibiotics are fed to livestock every year. To the 19 billion chickens, 1.4 billion cattle, 1 billion pigs and 1 billion sheep that currently feed us.

Which in turn generate the fertile manure to produce wheat, rice and maize – mega-crops that deliver 50% of our plant food energy. As well as the sorghum, millet, potatoes, sweet potatoes, soybean and sugar that provide the next 25 percent.

Antibiotics in everything

Food for us, food for the livestock that feed us – and all laced through with residual antibiotics.

Why?

Because antibiotics are the most efficient agricultural growth boosters ever.

In the 1950s when antibiotics were first discovered, the world population was just 2½ billion. Today – supported by exactly the same land space since the planet hasn’t got any bigger – that figure currently tops 7½ billion.

Only possible by the phenomenal growth-enhancing side effects of antibiotics in animal feedstuffs. Wonder drug medicines for us – boom time jackpot for farmers. From egg to roasting chicken in six weeks. From new born calf to Aberdeen Angus steak in 14 months. Jackpot!

So why would we pull the plug on the miracle that feeds us all so effortlessly?

Because the bacteria-clobbering MEDICAL miracle of antibiotics is fast not working any more. Bacteria have become resistant to them and developed immunity to them. They have become ineffective – and our own chief Medical Officer for England, Dr Dame Sally Davies, says so.

Pan resistant bacteria

As if to emphasise that point, last week the exploding medical hand grenade was the 70-year-old American patient who died of carbapenem-resistant Enterobacteriaceae (CRE) – a bug resistant to ALL antibiotics. Pan resistant bacteria are now a reality.

Antibiotics that don’t fight germs? It’s the end of modern medicine. No more heart transplants or hip replacements. Nor births by caesarean section either. Or any one of the thousands of routine operations and treatments impossible without infection protection.

It’s the end of a lot more besides.

What about all those billions of cows and chickens – and the daily dose in their feedstuff?

To breed in numbers like that, they have to live on crowded and disease-prone factory farms. Antibiotics make them grow faster but also keep them well. Essential for survival in Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations (CAFOs)

So yes, farmers will keep shovelling antibiotics at them. With 7½ billion mouths to feed, they can’t afford not to. Antibiotics or starve.

Except that just like with us, antibiotics will start failing for them too. And when one animal dies, the rest will follow in quick succession. A bushfire epidemic ripping through a slum – exactly what a CAFO is.

No more miracles

Which puts us between a rock and a hard place. Antibiotics can’t save our lives any more – and can’t save us from starving either.

Oh, but ironically for maximum misery, antibiotics make us fat too, just like the cows. So we have the rewards of obesity to look forward to as well – diabetes, asthma, cancer heart disease. Not a happy future.

But just maybe, a pretty one. Because antibiotics are so heavily part of our diet through our food, two thirds of Brit adults are already overweight or obese – and so are a third of our kids. So at least if we starve, we won’t go out fat.

For as the glamorous Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor once said “you can’t be too rich or too thin”.

Pass the streptomycin.

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Originally posted 2017-01-24 17:23:41.

Now antibiotics aren’t working so good, we’ve all got to be germ dodgers

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Dodge them or catch them – germs are always everywhere, ready to take you down

That’s right. Germ dodgers, not germ catchers – the kind of people we are now.

Don’t believe it?

OK, off the top of your head, when was the last time you washed your hands?

Be honest, because it’s not a trick question. It might come as a shock if you’re out and about, like most of us are.

Once we get into the day, we’re all wrapped up in what we’re doing. So washing hands isn’t even on the radar – unless of course, we need the loo.

Which means it’s actually possible – as you sit down to a night out in a restaurant – that you haven’t hit soap and water since you left home this morning. Like all of us, busy, busy, busy. Unless our hands don’t LOOK clean, we don’t even think about it.

False security

Sure, we know about germs and things, but we’re not really too worried. Life around us is clean and hygienic most of the time. Fresh, drinkable water. Efficient sewerage. Rubbish regularly taken away. Homes spotless and hoovered once a week. What’s the problem?

Because even if we do come down with some bug, our support system is pretty amazing. Either the chemist can fix us up, or our GP can. Or if it’s serious, there’s A&E. They’ll give us the medicine and we’ll be hunky dory. Antibiotics – boom, what nasty bug?

Yes well, don’t count on it being like that for too much longer.

Antibiotics are rapidly passing their sell-by date and use-by date. A lot of the time they’re past their ineffective-by date as well.

Bacteria are smart, see? With billions and billions of years’ practice at surviving whatever happens to them. A magic pill to bring them down? Sooner or later, they’ll find a way round it. Develop an immunity. Show off their antimicrobial resistance – AMR.

Bye-bye wonder drugs

Exactly the situation that’s crept up on our medical profession, while we don’t even worry a dickie-bird.

It worries the hell out them though, right to the edges of panic.

Because if antibiotics stop working, modern medicine just grinds to a halt. Big operations become impossible – even routine starts looking dodgy.

So that right now, today, it’s possible you could die from a paper cut. Without the medics being able to do a thing to save you.

And it’s already happening.

Last week with all the hoo-hah, you may have missed the news item snuck in under everything else.

About a woman in her 70s who died from carbapenem-resistant Enterobacteriaceae (CRE) – a bug resistant to ALL antibiotics, including carbapenem and colistin, our two super-drugs of last resort.

“… a bad infection from such bacteria can kill you no matter how rich or famous you are, what apps you have on your phone or social media sites you frequent, what kind of walls you build, how many nuclear weapons you have…”

Which is why we’ve got to start being germ dodgers instead of catchers. Our carefree lifestyle won’t let us get away with it any more.

Sloppy hygiene can kill

Make that careLESS lifestyle – with very sloppy hygiene. Because if antibiotics can’t be around to save us, the facts are frightening:

Get the picture?

Hand hygiene is our first line of defence.

But we live in a world surrounded by germs, which is how our hands get contaminated in the first place. They don’t LOOK dirty – but unless we’ve just washed them, they’re crawling with viruses and bacteria. From door handles, light switches, touchscreens, keys, money – just about everything there is in our lives.

Dodge for our lives

Except we can dodge them too – at least in the enclosed spaces where we live most of the time. And with temperatures hovering around freezing these days, that’s seriously good news.

Yes, we still need to wash our hands – because we keep touching stuff.

But just like some bacteria can resist ALL antibiotics, ionised hydrogen peroxide can destroy ALL bacteria. And all viruses, and all fungi, and all parasites.

Sprayed as mist from a machine called a Hypersteriliser, it penetrates everywhere. Offices, restaurants, classrooms and consulting rooms – oxidising all germs to nothing.

Give it 40 minutes and the place is sterile. No germs to catch, no illness to come down with. Clever dodgers, us – nothing can touch us.

Except, yes it can – as soon as we go outside again, we pick up more germs. Which makes it like brushing your teeth, ideally it gets done daily.

Dodge germs most of the time though, and most of the time you’re safe. Like not going looking for trouble, because for sure we’ll find it.

Meanwhile it’s up to the doctors and experts to come up with alternative recovery medicine if ever we do get sick. Vaccines yes, or maybe phages.

Let’s wish them luck. Who wants to stay indoors when skies are blue and the sun comes out , nudging temperatures into the 30s? Roll on summer!

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Originally posted 2017-01-23 16:35:06.

Workplace germs black hole: just one year of unwell-at-work costs is enough to bankroll Brexit

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Bye-bye £290 billion – which makes Brexit £40 billion less than being mugged by germs

Yes, Brexit will mean big bucks. £250 billion according to the Bank of England – already set aside before the referendum.

Make that £250 billion and some change.

Like another £40 billion. The same as we Brits blew last year going overseas on holiday.

That’s right, £290 billion – bigger than Brexit, bigger than the NHS budget. The staggering price tag of people being unwell at work in a year. TEN TIMES more than being booked of sick, which itself is £29 billion say business experts PWC.

Invisible germ tax

Enough to make you sick just thinking about it.

Yet most organisations don’t even know they’re paying it.

As long as people turn up for work, they reckon they’re getting value for money. It’s only a headache or the sniffles, nothing to worry about.

Except who are we kidding?

You know yourself how hard it is to function with a road drill pounding inside your brain. How good are your phone skills handling that? Or focusing on a spreadsheet with tiny figures? Be kinda nice to Brexit from that wouldn’t it?

But yeah, you’re committed, you came into work. You’re at your desk, going through the motions. Hard at it with the odd sneeze, spreading up through the air-con – scattering the floor around you with used tissues.

Which means it’s not just you, is it? Soon there’ll be five of you, exploding and dabbing your noses. None of you with heads that can think straight. But hey, you got here.

And just how efficient are you, working like that? Are you at 60%? 40%? Or should you really be home in bed but don’t want to admit it?

Ever wondered how often you feel like that? Actually, how EVERYBODY feels, because we’re all the same?

Three working months

Well hang onto your seats, because it’s 57.5 days. And that not just us saying that, that’s per a GCC report validated against the World Health Organization’s (WHO) Workplace Health and Productivity Questionnaire (HPQ).

And that’s on top of actual days off sick each of us also puts in for. Just over 6 a year say the CIPD, who run their Absence Management research every twelve months.

Uh huh.

6 days off sick. Plus nearly 60 days unwell at work.

Three working months.

Which explains where all the money goes, that £290 billion.

All of us get paid for 12 months work. But add up all our off days – and we only deliver 9.

We can’t do more because we’re disabled. Knocked out of commish by colds, flu, tummy bugs, allergies, you name it. Taken down by germs we can pick up anywhere, but most of all in the workplace.

Why? Because we’re all herded together – interacting, conferring, networking where we can all reach each other quickly. Exactly like passengers on a cruise ship, though we’re sailing the seas of business.

And you’ve read the headlines, they’re none of them good.

Hygiene hiatus

Like, how quickly does a bug like norovirus spread among tightly packed communal gatherings? How much does its violent cramps, vomiting and diarrhoea put people out of action? How difficult is it to clear up and stop it coming back again?

Alongside that, remember the other headlines. About the research that tells us our desks might harbour 10 million germs at any time.  About how our phones have more germs than a toilet seat.

Plus the other gruesome realities about how hygienic we think we are, but aren’t:

So, 60 days unwell at work every year? It’s a wonder it’s not more.

Which why it costs such a bomb – £290 billion. Or to see how it affects you personally, click here.

But nobody does anything about it, right? Or even recognises it’s a problem. Total defeatism. Mugged by germs and we just accept it. People have off days, what can you do? It’s a cost of doing business.

Productivity up a third

Rubbish! Reality is, our whole hygiene discipline is NUTS (Not Up To Standard).

But clobber workplace germs and people’s productivity goes up by a third – from nine months worth to twelve. No germs to make them ill, nothing to hold them back. Reclaiming rightful share of £290 billion.

And it’s so easy, you could cry.

Just press the button on a Hypersteriliser – a portable automatic machine that destroys germs in enclosed spaces.  ALL of them – viruses, bacteria, fungi, parasites. Oxidises them to nothing in a fine mist that penetrates everywhere.  Safely applied after everybody goes home, sterile in the morning.

Sure, it’s expensive. So is a Mercedes Benz – precision machines always are. But for the equivalent productivity loss you’re already making on just one salary, it can make a major chunk of your unwell-at-work costs go away.

Like this IT company we know. A super-performance sweatshop with 15 high-powered techies locked in a room on a make-or-break deadline of the end of the month. One of them gets a bug, they all do – and the whole contract goes down the tubes. How do you put a price tag on that?

Make money, not lose it

No, you’re not bankrolling Brexit. But clobber workplace germs and you CAN start looking at staff bonuses. And if everybody starts being a third more productive, you can maybe think about opening in China, or Australia, or wherever else those contrariwise EU countries aren’t.

Worth a bob or two, isn’t it?

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Originally posted 2017-01-18 15:48:07.

Like it or not, workplace germs already cost you thousands

Horrified Exec Lady
Shock, horror – and you’re already paying for what all these germs do without knowing it

Yes, thousands. And thousands.

Not just in sick pay either.  That necessary staying at home from some bug picked up at the office.

According to CIPD figures, most of us are absent only 6 days off a year – just over a working week.

Not cheap at around £522 per person on average – though that’s in the private sector. Public sector absenteeism balloons closer to double at £835 – across the board costing the country a whacking £29 billion a year.

Presenteeism magabucks

Scary, but chickenfeed alongside the productivity loss of coming to work unwell.

Because according a GCC report validated against the World Health Organization’s (WHO) Workplace Health and Productivity Questionnaire (HPQ), people who come to work unwell trigger costs of 10 times more.

Yes, that includes all of us, dragging ourselves into work unwell over 57.5 days a year. Almost THREE WORKING MONTHS of going through the motions, being less than we are.  Sometimes even so low, a rookie could do our job better.

Which means we’re talking big number thousands. Because effectively everyone enjoys a full year’s salary, but only delivers nine months’ worth of full productivity. With staggering cost implications, as you can see on our calculator here.

Reclaim productivity

Makes it worth doing something about it, doesn’t it?

Because if everybody’s only able to deliver nine months worth of full power, that’s a whole THIRD of their combined salaries that could be pumped into EXTRA productivity. Clobber the cause – and it’s yours FREE.

So how do you fix unwellness at work? Stop it happening in the first place.

OK, you can’t stop all of it. But you can prevent a major chunk.

Obviously some illnesses are picked up outside. With billions of germs and billions of people out there, we inevitably get unlucky sometimes.

Long term conditions are exceptions too. Back problems, muscular difficulties and afflictions like IBS might never go away. It’s tough on those who suffer with them, but they’re mostly adept at living with them. But it kinda rewrites the rules on those who insist on coming to work sick.

Clobbering common illnesses

It’s the short term minor jobbies that are most common. Like the adenovirus that recently knocked out the Queen for three weeks. Difficult to focus on anything when you’re coughing yourself dizzy with fatigue.

That’s right, infections. Colds, flu, tummy bugs, we all know them. And we all persuade ourselves we can handle them when we know we can’t. So we lie to ourselves and come to work anyway. Not really capable, way underproductive, and spreading our germs around all our colleagues.

That is, our own germs on top of all those already there. Because when was the last time our workplaces were treated to prevent them, if ever? And how effective was it beyond wiping the place down with bleach and hoping for the best?

Meanwhile our own desks harbour millions of germs that never even get thought about. So do all the objects that all of us expose ourselves to – lift buttons, keypads, touchscreens, light switches, door handles. It’s a wonder we’re only under-par for three working months.

Getting our own back

Yet germs we CAN do something about. But not with conventional rubbing and scrubbing. First it’s expensive and time-consuming, doing everything by hand. Second, it doesn’t reach everywhere, so the germs can easily come back. Ask anyone who’s had norovirus on a cruise ship.

But germs are everywhere. We even carry our own personal germ clouds around with us – both protective and benign – and most of the time we’re immune to them.

OK, so take ourselves out of the equation and do the deed when the workplace is empty and we’re all safely home. Take down the germs after hours.

And because germs are everywhere, whatever we do needs to reach everywhere. All the surfaces, all the nooks and crannies, underneath and behind things – and through the air itself, which is 80% of any room space.

The hydrogen peroxide takedown

Only one way to do that – with an airborne mist that actively spreads everywhere, forcing itself to disperse outwards. And having reached everywhere, it has to be effective too – taking down viruses and bacteria in the minimum contact time. More efficient than the several minutes that bleach needs.

All easier than you think with a Hypersteriliser.

Press one button and its ionised hydrogen peroxide spreads everywhere. Forty minutes is all it takes. After which all germs are gone. 99.9999% destroyed, to a 6-log Sterility Assurance Level.

Next morning, the team comes in – and the place is safe, sterile, secure. No germs to catch because there aren’t any. Plus the feelgood of being healthy and knowing it. Positive vibes and endorophins kicking in to motivate everyone out of their everyday inertia.

Which is not just saving thousands, its making them. Thousands and thousands more than you’re making now. And good business sense.

Because you’re not going to a let a bunch of germs get away with it, are you?

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Originally posted 2017-01-16 15:10:30.

All germs neutralised, full productivity restored, fully insured, jackpot!

Feeling good and germ-free at work – super productivity starts here

No more unwell at work, you’ve hit the germ-free jackpot.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

Amazing what happens when you’re full of beans and going for it. Buzzing with health, unstoppable, ten times the person you usually are. It’s workplace wellness in orbit and everyone’s aboard for the ride.

Unwell at work and horrible

Not always like that, is it?

Somebody comes in with some bug – next thing everybody’s all sore throat and pounding head, sagging at their desks and feeling like a train wreck. No jackpot here, unless you mean misery.

Gets to you, doesn’t it? And we’re all of us like this around 60 days a year on average. Here, but not here, a shadow of ourselves. Dying on the job but never giving up.

Real dozy work we do like that too.

Normally slick and professional, we’re blundering and slapdash. Making mistakes, vexing our colleagues, switching off customers. Productivity through the floorboards and costing money like you cannot believe. (Check calculator here)

Impossible – and insured!

Then joy of joys, management get the place done with some new-fangled Hypersteriliser jobbie. Mists everything up with hydrogen peroxide, rips all the germs to nothing, so they say. All viruses and bacteria gone, no bad boys for anyone to catch.

Yeah right, we’ve been here before. None of these things work. Bleach, steam, hydrogen peroxide, fairy dust – all mumbo-jumbo. Breathe any of that stuff and you’re a basket case.

Except this whole thing is insured. Genuine. Real Lloyds of London approved cover to protect all of us. Our workplace too. No cough-splutters, no creepy liquids eating up computer cables. Because those underwriter types never take a gamble. If this stuff didn’t work, they’d all be out of pocket.

So hey! Welcome to the Twenty-First Century Workplace. Germ-free, safe and sterile. Nobody gets ill, all of us are working 100%, productivity zooms and everybody’s laughing.

Sounds like jackpot to us. Win-win, de luxe.

Time to get tough

Too much of a dream? Hint, suggest, wheedle or strong-arm the boss and experience it for yourself. See how it feels to work germ-free and know you’re full-on healthy.

And tell the boss about the productivity savings. Make a point of it. Show her there’s thousands to be made that right now are being wasted.

If you really want this, then she must hit the jackpot too.

Good health!

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Originally posted 2017-01-13 15:06:24.