Maybe the penny’s beginning to drop.
That we need to keep our hands clean to avoid germs.
Which is kinda important because more and more antibiotics aren’t working against them any more.
Danger, health hazard
So dirty hands mean we’re going to get sick.
Whoops! What do you mean, dirty hands? They look alright don’t they?
Besides, washing your hands all the time is a mission. Most of us skimp on the job – or avoid it all together.
- 62% of men and 40% of women NEVER wash their hands after going to the toilet.
- 95% of people don’t even wash their hands properly.
- Only 12% of people wash their hands before eating.
Which kinda underlines a recent report that antibacterial soap isn’t any more effective than your actual El Cheapo from Tesco. Apparently the bio-active goodie in the soap, triclosan, doesn’t kill germs with the usual exposure time most people give it – it actually needs NINE hours.
That’s because ‘Elf & Safety or whoever only allow a very small amount to be in your soap – so its real germ-fighting ability doesn’t amount to a row of beans.
Not that our regular soap is likely to be any better. Most of us hardly ever use it. We shake our hands around for five seconds under the tap – and reckon that’s it. Spreading more germs as we shake our hands afterwards – while the air dryer blasts the rest all over the wash room.
Fact is, we don’t LIKE washing our hands – even though we know it’s necessary.
So yeah, we feel a twinge of conscience if we sit down in a restaurant for a slap-up meal – IF we even think of washing our hands at all.
Too much PT, don’t bother.
The soap and water alternative
Except that some of us have got clever and we’re using gel or wipes – handy for pocket or handbag, we never need to be caught out.
Oh sure, the Parent Police will have a go at us for using them. Shielding our kids from exposure to germs retards their immune systems. At least, that’s the received wisdom.
But let’s be practical. Are your hands going to get clean or not?
The bathroom’s down the hall anyway – away from the action. Far better to use a gel or wipe. They’re instant and now. And at least you take care of the germs.
OK, that’s the soap and water story nailed. So which is it, gel or wipe?
Both have antibacterial action – the real kind. So which should it be?
Horses for courses.
Though for our money, wipes work better.
Yes, with gel, it’s easy-peasy. You put the stuff on, work your hands around, shake ’em about a bit for the stuff to evaporate – job done.
Still prefer wipes. If there’s visible gunge on your hands, you’ve got something to physically wipe it off. As good as a face cloth or a sponge. And the antibacterial job gets done too. No viruses or bacteria, you’re safe and good to go.
Oh right, you still have to get rid of the wipe.
So what are we, helpless? Into the bin – or a bag you can keep it in until you find one. Or your pocket.
What do you mean, carrying germs around with you?
You’re not wrong, that’s why the bag. Don’t you keep one handy because the shops all charge for them these days?
We shouldn’t be squeamish either. Back in the day, we’d blow our nose on a hankie and carry that around with, full of gunk. A tissue would get dumped ASAP – and so will a moist-wipe.
Works for us. We HATE washing, so we carry wipes. So we never get caught out – clean hands ALWAYS before meals and after the loo.
End of the grudge habit
It’s not like some secret ritual either. Nobody looks too worried if you’re wiping your hands at table or outside in the passage. Probably even miffed that they didn’t think of it themselves.
Plus it pays off too. No, no, norovirus – the Don’t-Wash-Hands Disease – it just doesn’t happen.
And can you remember the time you last had a cold or flu?
Safe hands – yes, of course.