What is it – cough, sniffle? Or heave, upchuck?
You have our sympathy either way. It’s never nice to be out of it.
And this is a repeat performance?
There’s a lot of it going round, as they say.
Not your fault
Sick building syndrome maybe – when your workplace environment develops an unpleasant and growing condition that can affect people in all kinds of way – headaches, nausea, or even more serious.
Lots of things can cause it – poor air circulation, damp, dust, chemical pollution. Many of which can never come right for structural reasons.
Mould on the walls for instance means water seepage somewhere, and not always a busted pipe. The only thing is to rip the place down and start again.
The price of being social
But not always.
A lot of our ailments are a legacy of working in groups, sharing enclosed spaces – an open-plan office, school classroom, lecture theatre or catering area. Enclosed because it’s cold and wet and dark outside – we need the central heating and electricity.
How many of us are there? 20? 30?
All together in one place because it’s easier to work that way – to talk to each other, interact, stimulate and motivate ourselves. Good thinking, Jim.
Except that pushes up the germ threshold. At least half a dozen of us will have some kind of bug at any one time – either about to knock us out, or wobbling back through recuperation. WAIs – Work Acquired Infections.
Some of us will be more sensitive than others too – more easily clobbered by anything going around.
And yes, it does go around. Not because we’re breathing over each other and touching shared objects (fomites) during the day – the phones, keyboards, documents, coffee machine, whatever. If we’re smart we already know that and wash our hands often.
Oh really? If only that were true.
Against office illnesses
OK, so somehow we all make it through the day – and then we go home.
If we’re working late, we might see the cleaners at their job before we do.
See them vacuum the floors, empty the waste baskets, take out the trash, wipe down the desk tops, spray air freshener. Nice and tidy for the morning.
Hold it right there.
Just because everybody’s gone home doesn’t mean the germ threshold’s gone down.
Whatever viruses and bacteria there are – and there ALWAYS are – are still lingering.
Still on the phones, keyboards, documents, coffee machine, whatever. Still hanging in the air which is around 80% of the room space. Still waiting around for everybody to come back tomorrow.
Uh huh, an infected office and we don’t even know it.
Waiting to get you
Maybe tomorrow we’ll all come down with something – maybe we won’t. A risk we get away with most of the time because our body resistance is good and we lead healthy lives.
It’s still an infected office.
Because vacuum, wipe, spray does nothing to get rid of the germs. The standing germs that are always there. Mostly in the air too. Waiting to be breathed in. Or to grab hold on contact as we walk through them.
Why not? They’re so light they could ride the air for weeks. And even an average bacteria can survive without a host body for anything up to a month.
An infected office, waiting.
So what happens when for some reason our body resistance is down? The baby kept us awake last night, or we had to work seriously late, or we ran 10 kilometres with the lunch-time keep fit mob?
But get rid of the germs and the threat goes away.
No infected office, nobody pulling sickies all the time.
Bunking off now is back to “the dog ate my homework” excuses.
It’s the easiest thing in the world too.
Press button easy
The cleaning team come in, trundling a Hypersteriliser with them.
They swamp the place out as normal, close all the windows and doors, hit the button and leave.
Sixty seconds later, the machine starts misting up the place with ultra-fine ionised hydrogen peroxide – so fine and light it takes on bacteria at their own game.
Because they’re ionised, the fine molecules of hydrogen peroxide spread rapidly – all with the same highly charged energy forcing them to separate from each other.
Super-excited and buzzing, they reach everywhere – driven hard to fill up the entire space – jammed against walls, floors, ceiling and furniture, shoved fiercely into cracks and crevices, trying to get away from each other.
That same charged energy actively attracts them to the opposite charge of viruses and bacteria.
In mid-air, on the fly, or wherever they happen to be, the hydrogen peroxide molecules grab at these germs, thrusting oxygen atoms at them to destroy their DNA and rip apart their cell structure.
World War Three, billions of times over – in a microscope.
Forty minutes later, the place is sterilised safe. The Hypersteriliser shuts down. The mist dissipates into oxygen and water, which promptly evaporates. Eco-friendly natural.
No more infected office. No more bugs to knock you back when you come in in the morning.
Beautiful on the balance sheet
Better still, if you’re the boss – no more absentees, better productivity, a fatter bottom line.
Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?