OK, they got you.
You read a piece in the paper about germs on your desk and scared yourself to death.
Then you took a look at your computer keyboard and called your office cleaning service.
Yes, they do sanitising of IT equipment, including screens and keyboards. Oh, and don’t you want your phones done too? Staff are on the line all the time and need protection.
A big cleaning job
You look at them, at their workstations – in those space-maximising groups of four, clustered together. Lots of work to be done, everyone with double screens, always on the go.
Good on you, you’ve earned a coffee – and the specialist team is coming tomorrow. Delete all germs, yeah!
Wow, but they are impressive. Air blasters that squidge out dust and dirt – all those bits of biscuit that dropped down between the keys. And this virucidal liquid stuff that lifts the gunge of your keys so they look like new when you thought the letters were fading. Oh, and the wipes for screen, yeah!
Twenty minutes, all done.
You watch as the team goes round the rest of the office. Everyone’s raving at their shiny new-look keyboards. You nod to yourself.
It’s not over till it’s over
Then you notice something on the desk behind your screen. A dust bunny. No worries, the usual cleaning team will take care of that when they come in this evening.
Difficult to get to, behind all those screens clustered together. Worried about unplugging something too. So their best is thrust with a feather duster, or a quick go-round with the vacuum cleaner hose.
Delete all germs? Well, only sort of.
Cough, cough, splutter.
Dust bunnies in the air – bits of biscuit from the blow-out sessions too.
So just how clean is your office really?
Sure it looks OK, but how safe is it from germs?
You sit there and think about what could be under the desk. Lurking in the cables snarled together where the CPUs are. No vacuuming there either – don’t want to disturb the connections.
Behind the scenes
And what about behind the photo copier? Or the great triple-whammy broadband server up against the pillar? Won’t the air-con circulate all those dust bunnies and biscuit bits? Plus the cough-sneezes from you and everybody else?
It’s not just your desk that’s full of germs – it’s the whole office. (Tweet this)
But if somebody was going to clean and disinfect that lot properly, they’d be wiping and scrubbing all day. And still the air-con would be circulating stuff – round and round in a great invisible cloud.
Surely there’s something that can handle taking the germs out without making it a major mission, or ponging the place up with chlorine bleach?
Fortunately, there is.
Safe from germs
It’s called a Hypersteriliser and it sterilises the whole place completely – no germs no nothing, safe.
You still need the cleaning team, because the machine doesn’t actually clean off dirt.
What it does do is mist the place up with ionised hydrogen peroxide – oxidising viruses and bacteria on contact like microscopic explosions, physically ripping their cells apart.
The stuff gets everywhere too, because the ionising charges the mist particles so they race away, trying to escape each other. Charged with energy, they push and shove – under, behind and deep into any cracks – no germ can escape them.
Forty minutes is all it needs – give or take an oz, depending on room size.
Delete all germs, yes! And way quicker than a whole team of cleaners could ever achieve. (Tweet this)
And all you do is wheel it into place, check it’s juiced up and ready to go, hit the button and get out of there – job done.
So, are you going to accept just the clean keyboard – or do want to hit the whole place?
Breathe deep and think. Your colleagues are depending on this too.
Like, if you don’t do anything, how many more sickies are you going to pull this year?
Originally posted 2015-05-14 15:42:33.