How much of a bankroll?
We’re talking thousands, maybe even tens of thousands.
It’s HR’s unexpected contribution to the bottom line. Maximising staff productivity up to a third more than you’re getting now – all on the same salary budget.
Easy-peasy too – by putting staff health in the cloud. An overnight bankroll from sickness costs.
Er, but it’s not the kind of cloud you might expect. Or the kind of virus.
Serious cloud, serious virus
This cloud is hydrogen peroxide, our own body’s natural killer of germs – rolling in all-penetrating mist through your workspace. Ionised so it reaches everywhere and grabbing with its electrostatic charge.
And the virus is biological – far more treacherous than any browser hacker or Trojan. One outbreak of norovirus could have your whole staff writhing with cramps for days. Spewing their guts out with projectile vomit- or ripping them apart with hell-fire diarrhoea.
Bacteria, viruses, fungi, mould – they none of them stand a chance.
The hydrogen peroxide oxidises them – destroying their cell structure. In a just a few minutes, your whole place is sterile.
Hmm, sterile – all germs knocked out, dead. No chance for anyone to catch a bug or infection, the workspace is safe.
Which means no-one going off sick from illness caught at work. No sick pay, no replacement staff costs – everyone’s at their desk working.
No unwell at work costs either. The price you pay for underpowered staff trying to do their jobs while they’re feeling like death. Taking ten times longer, making mistakes, snapping at customers, jeopardising business through sheer lack of concentration.
Computer crashes, fixable – staff crashes, hospital
That’s where the thousands come in. Not so much the absences, more the soldiering on against all odds – and inevitably making a hash of it. Ten times more than ordinary sick costs if you add it up. Thousands and thousands – and tens of thousands.
All that expenditure – and it happens to every organisation and every employee, everywhere. Drip, drip, more and more unfulfilled salary resource, unstoppably down the drain, every day.
Except now HR can snatch it back – a bankroll present to you of one-third more staff productivity. More effort, more input, for the same money you’re already paying – because now your staff capabilities are fully realised.
Because your most valuable assets are properly protected. Shielded from every kind of bug – common colds and flu, respiratory infections, tummy upsets and various kinds of gastroenteritis. And the serious illnesses too – legionella, TB, or even worse.
Over to you
You provide the daily sterilising – piggy-backed with regular cleaning perhaps, or from your own Hypersteriliser machine (a press-button automatic jobbie that does the place in minutes).
Your staff just get on with the job. Unhackable by bacteria or viruses.
A productivity bankroll out of the blue – just by being in the cloud.
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