Time to take an axe to unnecessary overheads

Woman with Stop Staff Sickness sign
Add up the cost of staff being off – you’re right, it’s a small fortune

Enough already. No business needs  overheads like staff sickness dragging it down.

Not when most ailments can be avoided.

No staff absences, everybody on full song – why live with such problems?

It’s not a dream either, but doable now.

A major cost expense – gone

Take away all of the germs that lurk in any workplace – and there’s no illnesses for anyone to catch. No viruses, no bacteria, no mould, no nothing – the place is sterilised.

Better still, it’s not difficult. More push-button easy. A simple add-on routine as soon as regular cleaning is done.

One press, once – and a mobile Hypersteriliser machine mists up the place with ionised hydrogen peroxide.  That’s the same stuff your own body makes to fight germs. Released into the air from a mild, non-hazardous 6% solution, the same as you might buy from the chemist.

The ionising does three things.

It makes the stuff disperse everywhere very efficiently. Through the air, hard up against all surfaces, deep into cracks and crevices.

It multiplies the effectiveness of that 6% solution by changing into a plasma, producing a whole slew of MORE antimicrobials – hydroxyl radicals, oxygen species, nitrogen species, ozone and ultraviolet.

Together, these actively reach out and grab at germs as they spread. Locking on to them and tearing them apart by thrusting oxygen atoms at them.

Sterile and safe

40 minutes or so for the average room  and ALL germs are destroyed. That is, 99.9999% of them, down to 1 germ particle in a million – about as small as it’s possible to measure. The room now has a Sterility Assurance Level of Log 6.

And that means everywhere, including all the places regular cleaning cannot reach. The place is as safe behind cupboards and under tables, or in coils of computer cables, as it is sitting in the open at the reception desk.

Which means when staff arrive for work in the morning, the place is sterile. It has a zero germ threshold, there are no illnesses around for them to catch.

It doesn’t stay like that of course. Just like your mouth doesn’t stay fresh and clean after toothpaste. All of us bring in germs in a cloud around us – our own personal microbiome, plus a few tag-alongs we might have picked up on the way.

Risk reduced, cost reduced

So yes, it’s still possible that somebody could be carrying a bug and they pass it on to somebody else. But there’s not the same no-restrictions environment though, those germs have got a desert to cross. Cross-contamination is possible, but far less likely.

Which is where chopping unnecessary overheads comes in. With everybody at their desks more of the time, there’s less downtime or interruptive events to  provide for.

Productivity stays up, deadlines get met , everybody stays motivated. Nobody feels miserable, nursing a headache and wishing they were somewhere else.

Least of all you. You’ve just avoided a major issue which collectively costs Britain a whacking £29 billion a year. Lost productivity snatched away because people are not feeling well.

OK, so you know your business, how much does that translate to YOUR bottom line?

A bob or two, right? Possibly the equivalent of a couple of salaries. More, if you get hit in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sod’s Law, right? Always as critical projects get to the tricky bits.

And all of them costs unnecessary to the business. Simply because until now, we all just accepted that people get ill, what can you do?

Not any more.

Welcome to a whole new profitable future.

People always off sick: the cost of dirty fingers

Accusing girl
Don’t kid yourself – most of us have 10 millon bacteria on our hands every day

Food poisoning, flu – ever thought how it starts?

Food poisoning, for instance. Stomach bugs, cramps de luxe – where from does that happen?

Well, for starters, you’ve got to eat something, right?

Put something in your mouth.

And either it’s OK, or not OK – that’s how it happens.

We are what we eat – bugs too

Yes, obvious.

But no joke when you’ve got it. The galloping lurgy.

No joke for anyone else either. Because chances are, they’ll get it too. The thing spreads – and spreads.

Empty desks at work. Empty desks at school.

All those jobs stalled, falling through the slats. Staff doubling up to handle the slack. Service quality sagging. Business confidence taking a dip. One heck of a price tag.

All from something you put in your mouth.

Yeah, but how?

Our sloppy hygiene

If you say “knife and fork”, you MIGHT be OK.

Nobody actually touches the food – straight from plate to mouth. No risk, unless the food was off – but you’d probably taste that, and spit it out anyway.

Uh huh.

But what if you scoff it with your fingers?

Pizza, burger, sarnie, chips – we’re always on the go, right? Workaholic us.

So nine times out of ten, we’re gobbling fast food at our desks – probably still working too.

Job security maybe – or too much in our in-trays. Pressure-pressure, never stop. We gotta make commission – or just rack up enough hours so we can go home on time.

Which is how come there’s gunk all over the keyboard. The phone too, desk drawer handles and the files inside. Adding to the gunk already there from yesterday – and the day before. Yeah, the cleaning crew does the desk, but never the other stuff – get sued for breakages if they did.

Finger-licking risky

And where there’s gunk, there’s germs. Visible smears, invisible germs. Norovirus, salmonella, e.coli – take your pick. Straight to your fingers, transferred to your food – er, suddenly you don’t feel so good.

On your fingers, yeah.

Touching the same things that everyone else touches – light switches, door handles – er, and what about going to the loo?

Don’t believe us? Hey, we’re all in the fast lane, go, go, go. We ALL have better things to do. No less a personality than Jennifer Lawrence, urban heroine of the Hunger Games movies, admits she skips washing her hands after going to the loo.

Hungry, but not that hungry

Poo from the loo – cramps, vomiting, diarrhoea – you know how it goes.

And all the rest. Shaking hands with colleagues, customers, clients. Fingers everywhere, touching stuff. Faces too. Infection, infection. 3,000 bacteria per square inch on your desk and no wonder. On everybody else’s desk too.

Translation – if you’ve already got it, they’re gonna get it too. What goes around, comes around.

Everybody off sick – again.

Same with flu – or whatever this year’s nasty is. Transfers exactly the same way – keyboards, door knobs, lift buttons.

Because – be honest – do you always wash your hands after you blow your nose? And what happens to the tissues? All over your desk? Overflowing out of your waste paper basket?

All in the air

Plus, don’t forget, that stuff is airborne too. Coughs and sneezes spread diseases.

Actually, EVERYTHING spreads in the air. At only 2 microns across for the average rhinovirus cell, most germs are so tiny and light, they ride the air permanently – wafting, swirling, riding the currents. Just one of us walking in the door can spread them across the whole room.

Add a sneeze on top – and the whole place is infected.

Got your calculator handy?

How many hours lost is that? At how much per hour? Even supermarket casuals get the minimum £6.50 per hour. And how about lost business? Sales not closed? Follow-ups not pursued?

How about relief staff, to keep things going? The millions and millions of pounds of orders down the tubes. Hold onto your hats, that’s a cost to the country of £29 billion a year.

Which is why savvy bosses are gearing up with Hypersterilisers. Slashing the sick bill to peanuts by reducing workplace germs to zero every night.

OK, so some staff are carrying an infection or two – but first thing every morning, the whole place is sterile. No viruses, no bacteria, nothing.

Press one button and a fine spray of ionised hydrogen peroxide mists up the entire room, oxidising ALL germs to oblivion in around forty minutes. No colds to catch, no tummy bugs to suffer. The meter is not racking up all those sickness costs any more.

Now if you can just get some soap on those fingers…