Posh new prem, all spiffy glass and chrome.
So it can’t be sick building syndrome. Or can it?
Incredibly, up to half of new and renovated buildings can have this problem – an unwanted and unexpected side effect in creating a green, airtight thermo-efficient environment.
Mould inside the walls – from moisture trapped there, in sealed air gaps. Or weak air circulation, underpowered lighting, external vibration – from tube lines under the basement.
Can’t be – the place is brand spanking new, built by a top designer, no expense spared. How come?
Somehow germs have got in and they’re not going away – staff are down with flu and tummy bugs, over and over again.
The cleaning team are on the case and keep the place immaculate – floors always vacuumed, waste carefully removed, surfaces wiped with antiseptic solution.
So why isn’t that good enough? How do those rotten bugs keep coming?
Just because the place LOOKS clean doesn’t mean it is. And most of the time, even a deep clean does only 20% of the job. (Tweet this)
Too many bad guys
You can’t see germs, but they’re all over the place, everywhere. Our own bodies are host to more than 100 trillion of them – and we drag them around in a bio-cloud wherever we go – viruses and bacteria, good guys and bad guys – mostly good.
The key word is “everywhere” – on us, inside us, around us, underneath us, behind us.
Now pause just a second, and remember how things operate.
Last week, right? A whole mob of you in the conference room, big planning session with the guys in the Paris and New York offices, online in the same meeting. Mammoth session, all day non-stop and into the smally wee hours. Big wow factor, kept alive by pizza and coffee.
Uh huh, and the cleaning team made it look like the place had never been used. Amazing.
Except, did they clean UNDER the conference table? The actual underside? And did they do under the chairs – everybody fiddled with the swivel and backrest knobs, when were they last ever looked at?
How about the video projector, slung from the ceiling – 20 people in the room for 18 hours, wouldn’t there be gunge up there?
Come to that, how about the air itself? 20 people for 18 hours – each with a germ cloud of minimum 3 billion microbes – around two thousand billion viruses and bacteria that weren’t there before, all able to survive up to 7 days and more.
Floating on the air, lurking, waiting – in 80% of the room space. Untouched by the very efficient surface wipe-clean and vacuum. Still there days later, circulating round in the HVAC system – set to warm for the great British summer, perfect for germ reproduction.
Cough, sneeze, run for the loo.
And not surprising. The place looks clean, but isn’t.
Start with you
Same as your hands. Polished nails, beautifully manicured, not a mark on them.
But when did you last wash them?
Out of sight, out of mind, huh? Except germs are so small, they’re out of sight IN PLAIN VIEW – untouched and thriving right in front of our noses.
OK, hands you can fix, with soap and water – always after the loo and always before eating.
And the workplace you can fix too, with a Hypersteriliser.
After the wipe-down from the cleaning squad, it hits the germs with an ionised spray of hydrogen peroxide. While all of you lot are home watching telly – or partying like mad because the conference job beat all records.
The stuff spreads everywhere because its microscopic particles are charged – actively pushing to escape from each other through the air, rushing up and out into every crack and crevice. The same charge snatches at viruses and bacteria on the fly – all of them – oxidising them to oblivion.
40 minutes later – depending on room-size – zero germ threshold, totally bio-neutral.
Totally safe too.
No residual chemicals, no residual germs. Your immaculate workplace ready for all of you, with no carry-over from yesterday.
Same thing in a sick building, though it can’t fix the lighting or the Underground.
No more sniffles? That’s more like it!
Time to get back to ruling the world.