Food poisoning, flu – ever thought how it starts?
Food poisoning, for instance. Stomach bugs, cramps de luxe – where from does that happen?
Well, for starters, you’ve got to eat something, right?
Put something in your mouth.
And either it’s OK, or not OK – that’s how it happens.
We are what we eat – bugs too
But no joke when you’ve got it. The galloping lurgy.
No joke for anyone else either. Because chances are, they’ll get it too. The thing spreads – and spreads.
Empty desks at work. Empty desks at school.
All those jobs stalled, falling through the slats. Staff doubling up to handle the slack. Service quality sagging. Business confidence taking a dip. One heck of a price tag.
All from something you put in your mouth.
Yeah, but how?
Our sloppy hygiene
If you say “knife and fork”, you MIGHT be OK.
Nobody actually touches the food – straight from plate to mouth. No risk, unless the food was off – but you’d probably taste that, and spit it out anyway.
But what if you scoff it with your fingers?
Pizza, burger, sarnie, chips – we’re always on the go, right? Workaholic us.
So nine times out of ten, we’re gobbling fast food at our desks – probably still working too.
Job security maybe – or too much in our in-trays. Pressure-pressure, never stop. We gotta make commission – or just rack up enough hours so we can go home on time.
Which is how come there’s gunk all over the keyboard. The phone too, desk drawer handles and the files inside. Adding to the gunk already there from yesterday – and the day before. Yeah, the cleaning crew does the desk, but never the other stuff – get sued for breakages if they did.
And where there’s gunk, there’s germs. Visible smears, invisible germs. Norovirus, salmonella, e.coli – take your pick. Straight to your fingers, transferred to your food – er, suddenly you don’t feel so good.
On your fingers, yeah.
Touching the same things that everyone else touches – light switches, door handles – er, and what about going to the loo?
- Awkward fact No 1: 62% of men and 40% of women NEVER wash their hands after going to the toilet.
- Awkward fact No 2: 95% of people don’t even wash their hands properly.
- Awkward fact No 3: Only 12% of people wash their hands before eating.
Don’t believe us? Hey, we’re all in the fast lane, go, go, go. We ALL have better things to do. No less a personality than Jennifer Lawrence, urban heroine of the Hunger Games movies, admits she skips washing her hands after going to the loo.
Hungry, but not that hungry
Poo from the loo – cramps, vomiting, diarrhoea – you know how it goes.
And all the rest. Shaking hands with colleagues, customers, clients. Fingers everywhere, touching stuff. Faces too. Infection, infection. 3,000 bacteria per square inch on your desk and no wonder. On everybody else’s desk too.
Translation – if you’ve already got it, they’re gonna get it too. What goes around, comes around.
Everybody off sick – again.
Same with flu – or whatever this year’s nasty is. Transfers exactly the same way – keyboards, door knobs, lift buttons.
Because – be honest – do you always wash your hands after you blow your nose? And what happens to the tissues? All over your desk? Overflowing out of your waste paper basket?
All in the air
Plus, don’t forget, that stuff is airborne too. Coughs and sneezes spread diseases.
Actually, EVERYTHING spreads in the air. At only 2 microns across for the average rhinovirus cell, most germs are so tiny and light, they ride the air permanently – wafting, swirling, riding the currents. Just one of us walking in the door can spread them across the whole room.
Add a sneeze on top – and the whole place is infected.
Got your calculator handy?
How many hours lost is that? At how much per hour? Even supermarket casuals get the minimum £6.50 per hour. And how about lost business? Sales not closed? Follow-ups not pursued?
How about relief staff, to keep things going? The millions and millions of pounds of orders down the tubes. Hold onto your hats, that’s a cost to the country of £29 billion a year.
Which is why savvy bosses are gearing up with Hypersterilisers. Slashing the sick bill to peanuts by reducing workplace germs to zero every night.
OK, so some staff are carrying an infection or two – but first thing every morning, the whole place is sterile. No viruses, no bacteria, nothing.
Press one button and a fine spray of ionised hydrogen peroxide mists up the entire room, oxidising ALL germs to oblivion in around forty minutes. No colds to catch, no tummy bugs to suffer. The meter is not racking up all those sickness costs any more.
Now if you can just get some soap on those fingers…