No good hiding under the bed. The germs will get you there too.
Because washing hands is only the start. If we’re all going to survive, our whole hygiene habit needs a big re-think.
Like, what have you got in the house that kills germs?
Bleach? Disinfectant? Puh-leeze!
Against the kind of viruses and bacteria we have lurking around these days, they don’t even feel it.
And yes, you’re scared about Ebola. But you should be just as worried at catching the flu.
What does that poster in your doctor’s surgery say? “Unfortunately, no amount of antibiotics will get rid of your cold.”
They won’t work on a lot of other things either. Ebola is one. MRSA is another – methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus – a 9-to-5 germ that lives here in good old UK.
And if you’re not worried, your doctor is.
Because now there’s a whole stack of illnesses he can’t treat you for because the drugs don’t work any more. The whole medical profession is faced with going back to the Nineteenth Century. Maybe not leeches and blood-letting, but still pretty clunky.
But don’t just worry, do something.
Think twice about everything you do, and don’t take chances. That Spanish nurse in Madrid? All she did was wipe her face with her surgical glove. Ebola misses nothing.
Better yet, hike up your bio-resistance threshold.
Your bio-resistance threshold – your germ defence, the force field around you that protects you, your anti-germ shield.
OK, there’s not much you can do about that in the open – though with winds and breezes around blowing everything away, most of the time we’re safe enough.
Indoors though, is where we are most of the time. And with winter coming, we’re all set to pass on infections one to another. Kids in school. Colleagues at the office. If there’s a bug going around, we’re all going to get it.
But not if we’re smart.
Because right now it’s possible to sterilise the entire room you’re in in around ten minutes flat – the walls, the furniture, the floor, the space you move around in. No viruses, no bacteria, no anything. Every trace of a germ, gone.
It won’t get rid of the cold you’ve got. But it will lower the chances of anyone else getting it. Or you going down with the tummy twinges THEY had, lingering in the air from yesterday.
The quick way to do it, is with an aerosol can of ammonium chloride. Hit the button, mist the place up, germs gone in ten. Any viruses or bacteria are destroyed by being oxidised. You’re safe.
Thing is though, it’s like brushing your teeth. You have to do it regularly. Miss a day and the germs pile up. Because don’t forget, each of us is walking around in a cloud of maybe 3.5 million microorganisms – germs – every moment of every day.
But like we said, don’t worry, there’s also a cheaper, better way – almost two thirds cheaper – and 100,000 times better.
Trundle in that wheelie-bin-sized auto-robot and press the button. It releases a super-fine mist of hydrogen peroxide, oxidising germs just like ammonium chloride. But way more efficiently – 99.9999% – a Sterility Assurance Level of Log 6.
And sterile means sterile. It knocks out germs by shoving oxygen atoms at them. Out in the open instead of munching away inside your nice warm body, they cannot survive. They are dead, killed, annihilated, destroyed, eliminated, sent to oblivion. All viruses and bacteria.
And because Ebola is a virus, it will be gone too – if it was ever there in the first place. Along with all this winter’s crop of the usual bio-villains – MRSA, E. coli, norovirus and Clostridium difficile.
You can. But you’d better keep watching for those paper cuts. You may not get an infection – but they still hurt like hell.
Originally posted 2014-10-10 12:38:30.